5

Let's play a game. How many times will my girlfriend look at me in class?

...

She hates me.
:(

4

I'm the luckiest guy in the world! I have a work-from-home job!

3

"I think people can see time in artwork.
Time turns people on. They
say "That must have taken forever."
"It's amazing."

Where does 'inspired by'
pass to 'an homage'
pass to a rip off?

Thank you.

2

"What are you looking at?"

1

"Why am I not moving?"